Kid Gordon’s Real Age presents A Kid Gordon’s Review! 

KGRA’s (little) sister site Kid Gordon’s Real Age has received an advance copy of the new single from Guided By Voices’ upcoming third comeback album, The Bears For Lunch. Here is site editor AKid’s review of both the A and B-sides:

Unfortunate Route of the Liquor Captain
“Are these guys British? I thought they died.”

Topiary Cockpit Wallflower
“This is some emo shit. I can’t stand it. I’m leaving.”

AKid is a high school student and editor-in-chief for Kid Gordon’s Real Age. We have received an e-mail from AKid alerting us that this review was not written by him and may have in fact been written by his brother who is “Not a true Radiohead fan.” We have accepted AKid’s apology and hope that we can move forward from this unfortunate incident.